I feel like I’m in a super huge rut right now. I don’t know why, but I don’t like it. But, I figured since I haven’t posted in a while, I might as well bust something out.

I have no pictures to show you either because I got the new iPhone 5 on Saturday. Apparently, the software in the phone is different than my Mac Book, so I would have to buy new software for my computer in order for my phone to be synced on it. So, long story short, I had to back up my old iPhone on Tyler’s computer instead, and start from scratch with this iPhone. I could put the software on my computer, but I am going to wait a couple more weeks for school to be over and clean out my computer, yadda yadda yadda.

Let’s talk about Tim Hortons. Um, yeah. I have been there a ton of times now, and they STILL can’t get my order right. Today I wanted a bagel with plain cream cheese and ended up getting some weird onion chive crap. And they put sugar in my coffee. Le sigh. They still win over the Starbucks nearby because they are super fast. This Starbucks employs people who are literally stuck in slow-mo.

Still looking for an armband for my ipod touch. It’s not the newest generation one, and none of the stores here seem to carry what I want. Or it’s super expensive. Suggestions welcome.

I built two fires this weekend.

This is my new favorite song. It’s even better watching the video:

Inner Monologue every weekday when I have nothing to do:

Hahah this girl did a Canadian version of My Drunk Kitchen. Watch, Enjoy, and Learn!

Blah, I have nothing to write about. I think I’m gonna go sit in the tub and download apps.

2x today you are graced with my presence. It’s Jen overload. (You secretly get excited when I have a new post, admit it)

BUT I HAD TO IMMEDIATELY POST AGAIN because Sara from My Life in a Lab Coat nominated me for a freakin’ award! Thanks so much Sara, not only does it make me feel super duper good, but I have a case of raging boredom so this couldn’t have come at a better time.

It’s for small blogs, which makes it even awesomer because THOSE are the blogs I love most! We little folk are more interesting, funnier….you get the idea. So, I gotta tell you 11 things about myself, answer the 11 questions from Sara, nominate 11 people, and ask 11 questions for them to answer. Here goes!

11 things about me

1. When I run on the treadmill, I do a 4-count on my right hand. Over and over and over again. People and neighboring treadmills think I’m cray.

2. I still jump onto the bed because there is a monster under it who WILL grab my leg. (Insert scene of Sixth Sense here).

3. I sang in Carnegie Hall! In Latin! As a soprano!

4. I DO NOT eat fries.

5. I don’t wear ‘makeup’ (i.e.: foundation, concelear, etc.) It’s too icky for my pours. Strictly You Rebel moisturizer and a bit of Hoola from Benefit

6. I have lived in Southern California, Northern California, Upstate New York, New Hampshire, Boston, and now Calgary. Progressively colder places.

7. When we were living in Northern California (we had a chocolate lab named Sadie) a cockatiel flew into our backyard. So, we put signs up for a found bird. No one claimed her, so we named her Tiki and bought her a cage. On nice days (which is pretty much every day in CA) my dad would hang the cage in the backyard under the awning. Well, after two years of having our ‘found’ bird, the cage broke, and Tiki flew away. Good thing too, I hated cleaning that cage.

8. My favorite family vacation EVER was going to a dude ranch in Colorado. I had my own horse for a week, got to hang out with kids my age (super fun when you’re an only child) and eat cowboy food. (Wait- I just ranked this vacation over Hawaii. Am I insane?! No. Why? Because this gal DOES NOT do bathing suits. NO. NO. NO. Although, that reminds me, my high school friend Becca and I used to scooter (Razr scooters, HA!) around our town barefoot and in bathing suits. We would sometimes get all the way to a shopping center and be so dehydrated and hot that we would have to walk into the local pizza place and ask to use their phone to call my mom to come pick us up..and then take us to Starbucks for caramel frappuccinos.

9. I was convinced that I would go to school for soccer. Soccer was my life growing up. Primarily because I was the best left-footer (ok, the ONLY left footer, really). But for some reason, when I got to high school, my dad made me try out for the volleyball team and the rest is history. Boy was it gross when I gained the freshman 45 and still had to wear California spandex (1 1/4 inch inseam. YUCK)

10. That being said, it wasn’t until after high school did I find out what people were calling me behind my back. pun intended. you’ll soon see why……people would reconfigure my last name and call me “two-ass”. So mean!

11. I get really crazy when I am home with my parents. I run around the house, make funny noises, stand behind my mom while she’s doing dishes while holding her arms and controlling her movement. She’s really short, too, which makes it way fun. I can throw my leg over her shoulder to make her stay put. I’m not kidding. Granted, I have to do a series of stretching prior. But still. It’s fun.

11 answers to Sara’s questions

1. On a scale from 1 to 10 how much do you love cheese?

A billionty. Except about 70% of the time, my stomach doesn’t like it. In that case, 0%.

2. If you could life anywhere else in the world where would it be?

Australia. And I don’t know why. Perhaps because I hate snow.

3. Who is your favourite band/musician?

Hmmm, I don’t really have a favorite. But I can tell you what concerts I have been to: Nsync (2x), Backstreet Boys, Madonna, Britney Spears, KOL (3x)

4. How do you feel about snow?

Oops, I prematurely answered. I HATE IT. HATE. HATE. DO NOT LIKE. (Hate is a strong word. Seriously dislike)

5. What percentage of your day do you spend blogging/thinking about blogging?

This somewhat requires math. And I do enough of that with my homework. So, I’ll ballpark it and say 5% blogging/50% thinking about blogging.

6. What was your favorite childhood tv show?<—had to take the u out of the word favorite, because I’m amurrrrican.

I Love Lucy.

7. If you could have a big dog and a little dog, what would their names be, and which one would be the alpha dog?

Not counting my current dog, I would get a Burnese Mountain Dog and name him Gus. I hate little dogs, so I’ll say the other would be a Basset Hound named Bobby.

8. Do you love what you are doing for work, would you trade it for something else?

Haha, well I don’t work right now. But I am excited to see what I end up doing what I get my PR card! In the states, I worked in finance (worst job EVER) and taught group fitness. I would LOVE to continue personal training and instructing, but I think with my upcoming degree, I’d like to go back into the corporate environment to make some serious $$$.

9. Which member of the beatles is your favourite?

Ringo, because I like to say Ringo.

10. Do you prefer sweet, salty or sour?

SWEET.

11. If you could change the colour of the sky, what colour would you make it?<—again, dropped the u in color

PINK

Now I gotta nominate 11 people! (They’re either smaller bloggers or new-to-me bloggers!)

1.  Chelsea from thedancingrunner
2. Kori from incandescently lovely
3. Helene from healthyfrenchie
4. Athena from Fitness & Feta
5. Alison from Life and time of Alison and Justin
6. Erin from A Girl and her Mutt
7. Abby from Back At Square Zero
8. Alicia from The Wannabe Foodie
9. Allison from Life’s A Bowl
10. Heidi from run.around.aroo
11. Lynne from lgsmash

11 questions for you guys

1. What would be your ultimate last meal?

2. 2 of your biggest pet peeves?

3. 3 wishes you’d make if you were on Aladdin or something.

4. Which is your favorite season?

5. Favorite holiday? And a memory associated with that holiday!

6. What is a really cool craft that you either did recently, want to do, or pinned?

7. Disregarding pay or benefits, what would be your ultimate job?

8. What reality show would you be on?

9. Go-to meal to make?

10. Ever have a recurring dream? What was it?

11. Do you have a word that you always say? Or a phrase?

Yay, go!

I still love Fridays even though I don’t work. Same reason why I still hate Sundays.

Random bits:

I have been drinking sparkling water out of a wine glass all week. You bet I feel fancy.

Layla went into the river when I took her for a walk earlier. She is dumb.

I pulled the emergency stop cord on the treadmill last night. I went from 7.5 mph to 0 FAST. Such a bummer to have to start from 0 all over again.

I am officially addicted to Essie nailpolish. I saw an ad for a sale and went to the store for 3 more bottles.

Kysha’s baby is due today! She better have her, dang it.

Today is workout from home day. Usually when I workout at home, I do it barefoot. I kind of love it.

Speaking of barefoot, I used to have those Vibram shoes a few years ago when they FIRST came out. And I used to wear them running all the time. Until I broke my foot for the second time. Then they were retired to strictly using them when kayaking.

I saw somewhere on Instagram that there’s a bacon chocolate cupcake candle now. UM WHAT? Actually, I could just fry up some bacon and bake chocolate cupcakes simultaneously. More cost efficient since we can actually EAT it.

I can wait to go home to NY next month and hang out with mom and dad. AND SEE MY GIRLS IN BOSTON!

Last night, I looked at treadmills and spin bikes to buy. That might be happening soon. And I’m kind of so excited I could pee.

When I run, I always count out a 4-count on my right hand. People must think I’m crazy, but I think that’s the instructor side of me.

Awww, now I just thought of how I’m not teaching anymore. Tear.

I ordered our Christmas cards last night! Ooh, I’m so excited because they’re cute!

I just realized I don’t have a dresser for my clothes. Since I came to Canada with nothing, I guess that makes sense. Literally everything I own fits in our master closet. That’s sad, right?

Mom: Can you mail my North Face winter boots? I think I need them already. Thanks

I’m not voting this election. Is that terrible? I didn’t get my absentee thing in in time. Plus, I’m not sure what my technical state of residency is in the states. I still have a Massachusetts license, but all my mail goes to my parent’s house in NY. Hmmm

Do you know what came up in my homework today? The quadratic equation. OMG kill me now.

Santa, if you’re reading this, I’d like a grey Scuba hoodie.

I LOVE TO DANCE. Ok, let’s start a rant. Ready….GO. Since I moved here, and obviously not knowing that many people and living in suburbia and what not- I haven’t gotten into the scene of people who just bar hop and dance in clubs and get silly and maybe lose a scarf (well I did lose my coat 2 weeks ago…) I love losing my voice from singing all night, and waking up with mascara down my face because I was too drunk the night before to really get it all off. And I miss wearing sequins. And getting wristbands. I don’t miss paying covers though.

I think my personality is a combination of Penny from Happy Endings and Jess from New Girl. Can anyone back me up on this? I am socially awkward, funny, clumsy, cute(please agree with me on this one for my sanity), and I come up with fancy fake words.

Lately, I have been calling my dog “Bobby” The part that’s really strange is that she’s actually responding to it.

Tyler and I PVR a LOT of shows. One of them is Late Night with Jimmy Fallon. Usually, when there’s nothing on TV, we will catch up on a few of his episodes. I’m sorry, but every time I watch him, all I can think of is this. And all I want to do is dance funny. Hahaha I actually always remember listening to this song Junior year of high school and my friend Jess and I would drive around our town blasting it. One time, I was driving my 1998 Toyota Corolla down the main street and Jess and I were singggggging it having a grand ol time, then Jess screams and points at what I thought was my side of the windshield. Turns out, a spider was making it’s way down from the ceiling almost reaching my face. As soon as I saw it, I threw my car in park and jumped out. Best part, I didn’t come to a complete stop before I put it in Park and the car kept rolling…with Jess screaming in it.

Hahaha, that’s probably only funny to me and Jess.

If I could shop at one store for the rest of my life, it would probably be Nordstroms.

In the States: Cinnabon. Canada: Cinnzeo. NOT.THE.SAME.

My pants problem used to be muffin top and crack shots. Now, it’s just puffy crotch. That might not make any sense to anyone.

I have a bag full of American money hidden in the house. Ok, before you contemplate robbing our house, it’s mostly pennies and nickels.

I CAN’T WAIT TO WEAR MY RED PANTS.

ok, that’s enough bits for now.