Public Tranny

Poor Layla has such a tough life. I just really wouldn’t want to be in her shoes.

I mean, really. Look how hard she has it.

No opposable thumbs! Blizzards are hard to eat without thumbs!

And this..

Watching TV upside down! (Well, I don’t suppose she has to watch it upside down, but still)

I don’t know how she will manage without me today. Honestly.

Why without me, you ask? Because I am headed downtown for a meeting with Tyler then coffee with Nicole! The worst part- I am taking public transportation. I am cringing just writing it. Eww.

I’ve spent a considerable amount of time trying to decipher this gem of a map

All I’ve gathered so far is that I am somewhere on the left and I need to get somewhere on the right.

Wish me luck..